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Oct 13th at 5PM / 6 notes

ahaha this is amazing and I love that will wheaton is following ^_^ 

IS HE? Ack!

Hi Wil!


6.09 - The Quality of Life

Selected caps from a conversation about beards in the 24th Century…one accessory that never goes out of style, and that the Beverly Crushers of the world will never stop asking you to shave off.

(Thank you to Eric Grandy for screen capping and pulling me out of a blog-rut. I was busy getting married! Sue me!)


Jul 16th at 1PM / 0 notes

This blog is amazing! Thank you! 

Thank YOU! You are so nice!


Episode 4.22 - Half a Life
"I adore diplomacy. Everyone dresses so well!"

Episode 4.22 - Half a Life

"I adore diplomacy. Everyone dresses so well!"


Episode 1.10 - Haven
Lwaxana Troi…How do I begin to explain Lwaxana Troi?
Lwaxana Troi is flawless. I hear her beaded hairpieces are insured for 10,000 Betazoid Dollars. I hear she does shuttle commercials. On DS9. I heard she fired her personal valet after he told her she was pretty. One time she made me carry her enormous suitcase, even though I’m the captain of a Galaxy class Federation starship…it was awesome.
EVERYONE thinks Lwaxana Troi is simply fabulous.

Episode 1.10 - Haven

Lwaxana Troi…How do I begin to explain Lwaxana Troi?

Lwaxana Troi is flawless. I hear her beaded hairpieces are insured for 10,000 Betazoid Dollars. I hear she does shuttle commercials. On DS9. I heard she fired her personal valet after he told her she was pretty. One time she made me carry her enormous suitcase, even though I’m the captain of a Galaxy class Federation starship…it was awesome.

EVERYONE thinks Lwaxana Troi is simply fabulous.


I Spelled Worf’s Name Wrong 

Twice.

And no one corrected me!


Episode 1.13 - Angel One
For their weekly holodeck ski-trip to the Denubian Alps, Wesley and  his nameless friend sport the latest in technological tin foil skiwear.  Excellent for repelling the glaring rays of the artificial sun, not so  great for blending in after nailing Picard in the face with a handful of  holodeck powder.

Also what is that smell that Worf finds so stimulating?

Episode 1.13 - Angel One

For their weekly holodeck ski-trip to the Denubian Alps, Wesley and his nameless friend sport the latest in technological tin foil skiwear. Excellent for repelling the glaring rays of the artificial sun, not so great for blending in after nailing Picard in the face with a handful of holodeck powder.

Also what is that smell that Worf finds so stimulating?


Captain’s Log: Stardate 64992.9 

URL CHANGE!:       setphaserstostunning.tumblr.com


Episode 1.13 - Angel One
A true diplomat understands that he must occasionally go above and beyond in the name of the Federation. Commander Riker is not above showing a little skin and wrapping some festive ribbons around his thighs in order to grease the wheels of interplanetary diplomacy.
Ignore Tasha and Deanna, number one, for they are simply haters, and haters are going to hate.

Episode 1.13 - Angel One

A true diplomat understands that he must occasionally go above and beyond in the name of the Federation. Commander Riker is not above showing a little skin and wrapping some festive ribbons around his thighs in order to grease the wheels of interplanetary diplomacy.

Ignore Tasha and Deanna, number one, for they are simply haters, and haters are going to hate.


Captain’s Log: Supplemental 

Alright dudes and ladies. I came back from a weekend away to a whole gaggle of new followers. So firstly, HI! Welcome to the sweater closet!

Secondly, it’s been brought to my attention that there are in fact a FINITE number of Wesley sweaters and I’m burning through them pretty quickly. With this in mind, I’ve decided to expand the focus of this blog to encompass the Enterprise as a whole. Because while Wesley’s sweaters are indeed MIND BOGGLINGLY AMAZING, it’s a shame that I have to neglect important moments in space fashion such as this:

and this:

I’ll probably be switching up URLs at some point soon to reflect the change, but I have to think of something clever first so don’t hold your breath.

Entries in Wesley’s Sweater Closet will be tagged accordingly, of course, in the event you get sick of seeing Picard’s bare chest and just want to cut to the good stuff.

Thank you for your time and your follows!