Episode 1.13 - Angel One
For their weekly holodeck ski-trip to the Denubian Alps, Wesley and his nameless friend sport the latest in technological tin foil skiwear. Excellent for repelling the glaring rays of the artificial sun, not so great for blending in after nailing Picard in the face with a handful of holodeck powder.
Also what is that smell that Worf finds so stimulating?
Alright dudes and ladies. I came back from a weekend away to a whole gaggle of new followers. So firstly, HI! Welcome to the sweater closet!
Secondly, it’s been brought to my attention that there are in fact a FINITE number of Wesley sweaters and I’m burning through them pretty quickly. With this in mind, I’ve decided to expand the focus of this blog to encompass the Enterprise as a whole. Because while Wesley’s sweaters are indeed MIND BOGGLINGLY AMAZING, it’s a shame that I have to neglect important moments in space fashion such as this:
I’ll probably be switching up URLs at some point soon to reflect the change, but I have to think of something clever first so don’t hold your breath.
Entries in Wesley’s Sweater Closet will be tagged accordingly, of course, in the event you get sick of seeing Picard’s bare chest and just want to cut to the good stuff.
Thank you for your time and your follows!
Episode 1.09 - Hide and “Q”
NOOOOOO!!!! RIP Rainbow Not-Sweater. We barely knew you.
Episode 1.08 - The Battle
Wesley’s acting ensign uniform. Not technically a sweater, but technical perfection. Check out that gathered waist and fabulous shoulder detailing!:
The perfect top for loitering just inside doorways and dropping truth bombs on your mom and her friends. Pshh…adults.
Episode 1.07 - Justice
Another “buy one in every color” design, this time in a nice muted brown. Perfect for diplomatic visits to planets full of tanned, barely-clothed Olympians who jog everywhere and love to hug.
Episode 6 - Lonely Among Us
Whoa whoa whoa. Recycling looks in back to back episodes. A bold move. But it’s a bold sweater, ok? Let’s break this down: Garter stitch turtleneck, angled ribbing at the yoke, puffy 3/4 length pirate sleeves and a lovely celtic cable suspended between two strips of what looks like ruffle. In bright orange.
Episode 1.05 - Where No One Has Gone Before
When traveling at warp-5-bajillion across insane insterstellar distances into throbbing snowflake dimensions where Klingon kitty cats spontaneously appear on the bridge and make Worf all sentimental, it is only appropriate that you wear your most AMAZING sweater. Nailed it.
Episode 1.03 - Code of Honor
A truly practical person knows that when you find something you love, you should buy it in as many colors as humanly possible. Wesley loves his wormy rollnecks.
Episode 1.02 - The Naked Now
Wesley decides on a woven silvery-gray number on the day he shares his homemade tractor beam with Geordi before getting space drunk and taking over engineering.
Episode 1.01 - Encounter At Farpoint
For his first visit to the bridge, Wesley sports a lovely forest green number with raised wormy ruffles.